Drunk Level: Getting Started, Buzzed,Drunk , Hammered, Shit Faced

You can play this game with up to 6 players.  You must select a dealer that you trust not to cheat as they will have the "counting" control.  The dealer will place 15 cards face down in a pyramid.

Row 1 = 1 Card, Row 2 = 2 Cards, Row 3 = 3 Cards, Row 4 = 4 Cards, & Row 5 = 5 Cards.

The dealer will then select a player to randomly turn any 5 of the cards sideways in any row.  (You'll learn why in a minute) The dealer will then deal the remaining cards to all players starting with the dealer first and moving to the right.  The dealer will flip the first card in row 1 and count 1-2-3 dead.  All players must participate simultaneously as there are no turns..  All players must throw a matching card of any suit on top of the fliped card and say "Fuck You (Insert Name Here) drink BEFORE the dealer says DEAD, the dealer will then continue to count 1-2-3-Dead until he/she reaches dead on that card. (Obviously there are 4 of every suit in the deck so you don't know if someone else has the card or it's in the Pryamid until the dealer reaches Dead0  The only person who has to drink is the one who was called LAST on each card.  The dealer then will repeat the process moving down each row from left to right until all cards are exhausted.  Now the important part: How much to drink?  The "count" is determined by the table below.  The final caller on that card GIVING the drink must count to that number as sloowwww or as fast as they like.  The person called must drink until the caller reaches the prescribed drinking "count"

Row 1:   Amount of Cards x 1    

Row 2:  Amount of Cards x 2    

Row 3: Amount of Cards x 3 

Row 4: Amount of Cards x 4

Row 5: Amount of Cards x 5

 Please remember that the side ways cards are DOUBLE...  

So to do the math Row 3 with 3 cards would be a 9 count.  Sideways would be an 18 count.

If you run out of cards you are exempt from drinking for the remainder of the game.

Notes:

You may participate more than once on a card if you have muliple cards of that value... It is usually in your best insterest to draw the other players to throw so you are the last to place before the dealer reaches dead...